Based on True Stories.
EP 3
Everyone, finally we're going downtown tomorrow.
This is what counts.
Do what it tells you to do.
And remember, be careful...
sneaky and fearless!
Yes!
Another great photo day!
We became a tight team.
Yu, stand by ok.
Yuji, stand by ok.
Senpai, stand by ok.
Takahiro, stand by ok.
A north-northwest wind. Move it up!
If their ass facing eastward, take it slow.
If their asses are westward, get it quick.
Thanks, I'm Tag Yuji.
Nice to meet you.
The art of shoplifting was somehow similar.
Now.
Just like that.
Now.
Okay, ready!
- Look at this. - Wow, seriously!
I was having the time of my life.
Until one day...
I'm home...
There you are.
I'm cooking something delicious.
I was worried because you stopped coming to church.
There's someone I want you to meet.
Something was about to happen.
Something bad.
Are you sleepy?
Are you okay?
It will only take a few minutes...
Dad was a gentle priest again.
We're giving healing powers without knowing it.
Something would happen.
It's been a while!
You're all grown up.
That woman... Why's she here?
Don't look at me like that.
See you later.
"High school uniforms"
Have a nice day.
Yoko, Yoko!
The girl is her daughter.
Her ex-lover's daughter to be exact.
So they're not related?
That's right.
That slut Kaori will go back to the priest.
What's your move?
Maybe it's time for our plan.
Drive alongside them.
Gather up the guys.
It's gonna happen soon.
We'll be catching lots of fish.
A whole bunch of suckers.
Let's get to work!
"3 hours to the miracle"
We had a bet and I lost.
Let's start the weekly meeting.
Today...
What's up?
- Sis! Close the door! - Hello, boys.
Close it now!
Hurry up!
Bye now.
There's a man I want you to meet.
What?
Again? I've had enough!
Yoko, wait a minute!
Leave me alone.
Yoko!
Today's the day
we pick the Photo of the Week!
I think I'll beat you, Yu.
Wow, you're confident, Takahiro.
Bet your ass.
- Stand by! - Yes!
Yoko!
Very well then.
If your panty photo is much better than mine...
What will you do?
I'll borrow your sister's clothes and wear them in public.
- Sounds good. - That's not enough.
What then?
You walk around in drag and kiss a girl you like.
And tell her you love her in a voice like a queer.
I think you already know this but
I won't kiss anyone until I find my Maria!
Be a man!
Come on, this is a bet!
Aren't you confident?
Show us how manly you are!
Alright, then.
I have my pride as a hentai. To honor my pride...
I'll do what you say if yours is better.
Good.
1, 2, 3!
Alright.
Guys! Three days ago, a girl running up pedestrian bridge steps!
Have a look.
Yu. Yu!
- Yes? - Check this out.
It's an ultra special yellow flush!
I lost...
Here!
Here.
And here!
Well?
Strawberries...
It's unbeatable, I'm the champ!
Alright!
The loser takes the penalty.
I changed in front of a mirror.
You look sweet!
Let's go downtown!
"3 minutes"
I'm Miss Scorpion, the lady boss.
Don't laugh!
I walked like a cool chick.
Like a lady boss would walk.
It was funny.
My friends came along to make sure I went through with it.
Kiss Maria! Kiss Maria!
I loved to be in drag.
It made me feel good.
I looked gross in the reflection.
And then
the life-changing event occurred.
Look, what we've got here!
Come with us.
Come with us!
Usually I would have ignored it. It was none of my business.
I say no!
Don't be cruel, come and play with us.
I'll take you on!
Good, I'll make you sorry!
Come! Come! Come!
But on that day
Yu, maybe it's your big chance.
I couldn't pass on it.
After all I was the lady boss.
Hey!
I was just joking!
"1 minute"
What is it?
Marry me!
Marry me now!
Come! Come! Come!
You scum!
Stay away!
This is my fight!
Good for you!
Leave the little girl alone and come to me!
Shut up!
Get her!
Come get me!
Shut up, idiots!
What?
Jesus, forgive these morons.
Jesus?
Fuck that!
Don't disgrace the Lord's name!
Forgive me for my sins!
You're all mine!
I'll beat you all up!
We have to stop them!
I want more!
Hey, wait!
She was divine... She was Maria!
Next moment I was in love.
Move your assess, wimps!
"Chapter 2: Koike" My name is Aya Koike.
I have 17 occupations.
This keeps away bad spirits.
First I trade fake
overpriced religious artifacts.
Both are pretty affordable.
I'm also the leader of a fake charity group.
No good. Do it again!
We need your help!
Again!
Not much thing in here.
Yeah.
This is totally bad.
Sorry.
This is a holy act!
Don't you think you can get some holy money for God?
We're sorry.
I'm also a drug dealer.
I sell cocaine through embassies to every country.
All money goes to the Church.
The truth is I'm the Zero leader in this area.
I'm also the daughter of a man who is dying.
This man once known for being a model Christian.
He had a respectable job.
But not anymore.
He's actually not a man anymore.
He's lost the symbol of his manhood.
Because I snapped it off.
He gave me many lessons.
I'm sorry!
Time to punishment!
- Forgive me. - I can't.
I'm sorry.
Swear to God!
Come on!
Swear to God!
A long time ago when I was in class...
this guy I liked looked at me. It was too much for me
Because...
It's a sin!
- I love you. - Me too...
Say it again.
Me too.
I couldn't hear you.
It was too much for me...
Your body's so obscene!
- Say sorry to God! - I'm sorry.
Say you're sorry in the name of Jesus Almighty.
Sorry!
Say, "Sorry my body's so obscene!"
- I'm sorry! - Say it properly!
"Sorry my body's obscene!"
Sorry my body's obscene.
You want a soul? Ask for it!
Say, "Give it to me!"
Give it to me.
Good. Give it to me!
Give it to me!
Louder!
Give it to me!
Feel the pain.
It's a sin!
Give it to me!
A sin!
Give it to me...
Hey, get away!
Do you know what fucking is?
Fucking is a sin, did you know that?
Fuck...
And being fucked.
Fucking is an inhuman act! Understand!
Stop having sex, assholes!
Don't have sex!
Filthy fuckers!
When I came home from the reformatory...
the man had collapsed from a stroke.
He was absolutely still. As harmless as a toy.
The joke was, he had a hard-on.
Barely breathing with a hard-on.
It was a perfect way for him to go.
I left him like that for a while.
I thought he might die.
I could have killed him but I decided to let him live...
as long as he quit being a man.
So I snapped his erection off with my hand.
It sounded good but it wasn't enough so I used scissors.
Then I called the police.
I bullshitted them.
"He fell and broke off his thing. I wanted to cease the pain."
"I panicked.." blah blah.
What are you lying about?
I do not appreciate your attitude here.
Tell the truth!
The penis..
You are acting stupid.
I don't.. think so.
Sorry..
Better tell us the truth.
Truth is like this, see?
See?
Stop!
See?
Stop it!
I went out, feeling liberated for the first time ever.
And then I met him.
I found you!
You found me?
I know all about you.
Come with me.
What is this?
The Zero Church.
This is the answer for you.
The answer...
This is the end of your journey.
There they kindly re-educated me.
That's how I became who I am.
He helped open my eyes. I can see clearly now.
I still often ask him,
Why did you pick me out of the crowd, that day?
It was your smell.
Smell?
The smell of aura, to be precise.
Well.
Like there are a bunch of people in a bookstore.
But everyone could find a book that he likes.
I'm..
someone who can feel the scent of people's aura.
Yours are..
Exactly like mine.
How's that smell?
Like original sin.
Original sin?
Right.
You were supposed to come to the Lord since the beginning.
The torments you experienced in the past.
Are all sorts of tests.
Lord has waken you up.
By letting you had a terrible life.
But.
That's why you are here.
Not everyone can feel original sins.
Ordinary people..
don't even know what Original sin is.
But you can feel original sin thanks to guidance.
Only the chosen ones have this power, and Lord will torment them.
His mischief is a success.
I am..
Being guided by the Lord.
Ever since when I was 10 years old.
That's right.
Is that right?
Of course.
Sex is ugly.
All is.
But.
By drinking that muddy water.
Now you are fortunate.
It's time to redeem after you've seen so many ugly realities.
All of them.
Ugly adulthood.
Ugly boyfriend.
Ugly sex.
Ugly family.
Ugly happiness.
In all these.
He took away your sex, family and happiness.
It seems like a bad decide.
But trust me.
He's doing you a kindness.
If you take away happiness..
from ugly people.
They won't even notice.
This is it.
God's marvellous move.
I'll do my best.
I also wish I could become an aura cat like him.
So I can smell unfortunate people who is just like me.
In this ugly world.
If I could guide you in this world.
I want to do this for everyone.
There're places I want to see.
Let's get dirty now.
Disco club.
Why are you in this place?
I have a place.
Night club.
Is there really such a place?
Eh.
You can come to our church if you like.
During an AV filming.
Where women are in such desperate place, boring and desperate.
And men are attracted by these boring women.
My role is to save these people who are living in such meaningless life.
I wish I could exchange my life with theirs.
Recently.
This man suddenly looks lovely.
This person hurt me, robbed me.
He's the person to dry my last tears.
As a "person", not a man.
That's why I've grown up.
So.
The ugliest man in the world.
I don't care about this rotten apple in front of my eyes.
Because I don't have to eat it.
This is not my father.
Just some living thing.
God created this living thing.
Right now I can strangle your neck and kill you.
But not necessary now.
I can go berserk in the hospital as I did before.
Not necessary anymore.
You bastard.
You do not need to pick a street fight as in the past.
As in the past.
I would like to take away the sadness in my father's arms. Not necessary anymore.
Now I never pace in the streets at night as in the past.
As in the past.
Live a happy life.
Really?
That's great.
Byebye.
See you later.
One night I found another original sinner.
- Are you sorry? - Yes.
How sorry?
It's my original sin.
It was so familiar to me.
Original sin?
Why? I don't know.
Let's go over it again.
1, 2...
To the right!
Left!
I've kept my eye on him ever since.
I couldn't leave him alone.
I don't know why.
Hey.
You wait for a second.
You're in love.
But that love.
Is a disaster.
Father, I have a confession!
Hey, Yu.